MTT 138

A writer begins in the middle ends in the beginning and the climax comes in between - to put it in order he has to put his head upside down.

MTT 137

Even when your life is of no use you can threaten to stop it and a township would take all measures to protect not you just but your life.

MTT 136

Dress was invented to cover nudity and enhance man's personality, not to reveal his religion. But in most cases it reveals the caste also.

MTT 135

The teacher of Life first comes to you with simple lessons/flowers. If  you do not learn it then She comes with harsher lessons/thorns.

MTT 134

The French waited for Godot who never arrived causing great disappointment but Indians are waiting for Priyanka Gandhi who is sure to come.

MTT 133

Even though we boast of life as a grand celebration full of joy bubbles it is actually only a faint smile between crying and laughing.

MTT 132

Most of the Indians are foolish like their politicians but the latter are very smart when it comes to managing their own businesses.

MTT 131

Even international schools never teaches its students how to think, so when a teacher taught him to write who taught the writer to think?

MTT 130

None wish to go to hell and if hell was such a disastrous place then why do they say run like hell when you are chased by a stray dog.

MTT 129

Time which is the unseen original critic of art may render an artist nameless in due course and the same time may make his art timeless.

MTT 128

On each budget day useless literature, Economics and Maths fly out of the Finance Minister's mouth making him king of the land for one day.

MTT 127

You may be known by only some even if you have written a 100 good stories but you will be famous even if you have written 1 bad movie story.

MTT 126

Inversely proportional math of politics is that 99% of the politicians are corrupt and 1% honest while 99% citizens honest and 1% corrupt.

MTT 125

It is better to have a bad democracy which can see and where people are free than a good dictatorship that is blind where people are slaves.

MTT 124

When do we positively know that we have died?
Who would break the sad and shocking news to us?
Would a black/death warrant be served to us?

MTT 123

Life insurance gives no assurance to the holder for he gets no benefits on his death making it a fit case to be named as Death insurance.

MTT 122

A writer/artist would have expressed himself even if he was illiterate. His emotions which would anyway come out as a painting/sculpture.

MTT 121

The white peace dove returned red drenched in blood took a bath in a pristine lake and soared into the blue sky satisfied in stopping a war.

MTT 120

Robert Browning named the rat which escaped Pied Piper's culling Julius Caesar which shows politics was a rat's business even in his days.

MTT 119

Life seems to be a hot thriller read even by a bibliophobe over and over, without getting fed up unlike the boring classic, "War and Peace".

MTT 118

Unplanned stories by a writer may be written in 5 minutes while the planned ones may take 5 weeks or months or sometimes may never happen.

MTT 117

Economic professors are great sleep therapists who can put you to instant sleep just by uttering a few words unlike consuming sleeping pills

MTT 116

"Practical" is an easily available solvent that dilutes the highly concentrated chemical known as "values" by many for a given sum of price.