MTT 78

God is the eternal source of energy but his wholesale agent the priest takes it all and decides to whom it should be distributed unevenly.

MTT 77

Is a woman pimp more compassionate than a male?
Is her cut on the earnings of the prostitute less? 
Does she arrange for male prostitutes?

MTT 76

Spoken English for hearing and written English for reading If both originate from thoughts what is the English that is going on in the heads

MTT 75

Yudhishthira gambler
Bhima paunchy
Arjuna valiant womanizer 
Sahadeva proud
Nakula Indian Narcissus
Karna man of word and a true warrior.

MTT 74

The division of human race begins from color -whites, non whites,black,yellow,brown and even red. So which was invented first color or race?

MTT 73

Each Indian caste has a separate identity, culture, rituals and blind superstitions which can be described in simple words as sheer idiocy.

MTT 72

Together with Amber, Johnny Depp only "saw" life and never "heard" it. Now without her he is listening to it as she sawed into his earnings.

MTT 71

North Ugandan Times of India reports that a killer was let off as the prosecution failed to prove that the murdered person was once alive.

MTT 70

As they say reading seriously harms your ignorance also beware of the danger of voracious reading for it may turn you into a cynic critic.

MTT 69

Let nostalgia of remembering your kin be sweet reminiscences of childhood and not the feeling of togetherness of people of your caste.

MTT 68

Life
An unending crime thriller with numerous twists where you pursue something or something pursues you till death fells you on the finals

MTT 67

Only when the promotion of the judge is delayed on flimsy grounds that they get the pinch of the saying  "justice denied is justice delayed"

MTT 66

Karna the eldest son of Kunthidevi was an unauthorized Pandava adored by even Lord Krishna but illegally adopted by Yuvraj Duryodhana.

MTT 65

Service tax is an unscrupulous tax collected by the government of India promptly even when no service is offered to the payer.

MTT 64

The writer lies permanently in an isolation ward where the only visitor allowed is life who often visits him to make mementos of itself.

MTT 63

When the house is on loan and when the EMI starts the nostalgia "home sweet home" soon turns into a mirage on the reality "loan bitter loan"

MTT 62

Doctors say food should be grinded in mouth But In birth bed and deathbed we swallow as carnivores and only in between we chew as herbivores

MTT 61

All chased the soccer ball but it chased Maradona to give Argentina the 1986 WC in which God too scored a goal cheating Peter Shilton.

MTT 60

Even though literature is written with fingers, plagiarism is undetectable even by the forensic department as it leaves no fingerprints.

MTT 59

Blame game-a sport where I blame you, you blame me, sun blames planets, planets blame sun, God blames Satan, Satan blames me, i blame you...

MTT 58

The best way for a bad government to quell a rebellion against it is by branding the perpetrators insane and sending them to a mental asylum

MTT 57

Flowers' irony is that even though the same florist make them both with the same flowers bouquets are welcomed while wreaths are not.

MTT 56

God kills while Satan "only" tortures. The almighty and merciful God gives us life only to take it back leaving the rest to the wily Satan.

MTT 55

Government is an elephant which eats non stop but looks like a skinny crane as the vitamins go to the mahout who has relinquished everything

MTT 54

Better dead than alive for the ghosts, ghouls, vampires and Dracula never fall ill and have everlasting health which is wealth to the living

MTT 53

The old tribal couple cursed the rulers when they could not exchange a 500 note with them. Tearing the note they returned to jungle in tears

MTT 52

When political vultures prey on you it is better to pray to gods of all religions and become multi religional entity to stay alive and safe.

MTT 51

@SushmaSwaraj says that if Amazon.com doesn't behave they will be thrown out. Then will @amazon.in become @amazon.out.

MTT 50

The emotional outpourings in a drama are considered as classic in literature but the same in life are condemned as drama or dramatic.

MTT 49

One morning a stupid unknown writer took a drastic decision that henceforth he would not accept but give awards announced for him to himself

MTT 48

From birth bed to deathbed one has to cross a bridge called life. One day not only the timid but the valiant too have to fall into the gorge

MTT 47

Elephant may be the largest land animal but not the greatest for greatness is always with the two legged laughing monkey who invented war.

MTT 46

God created the vast enigmatic universe full of stars spread in infinite darkness but the tiny man named everything including the mighty God

MTT 45

Birth/death certificates are issued for births/deaths respectively. Why certificates are not issued for the in between great/colourful life?

MTT 44

A missed call in Kerala often leads to fake love affairs where the woman is abused by the caller and his friends resulting in a sex festival

MTT 43

Hinduism, a way of life, accommodates and never expels. It's the outsiders who feel insecure and  threatened by other beliefs and religions.

MTT 42

The writer's only business is to be anti-establishment If he sides with establishment then he is not writing but acting and pawns himself.

MTT 41

If a government committee is appointed to dig into the past affairs it may even find fault with demanding independence from the British.

MTT 40

The bunch of judges sitting on the division bench asked for one more desk, as the bench was too short, so that they can hear more and more..

MTT 39

Shah Jahan "erected" Taj Mahal in memory of his dear wife Mumtaz. But buildings constructed as memorium of late leaders are not "erection".

MTT 38

If women had no complaints in their men womanizing then the whole world including the "traditioned" Bharat  would have been a flirt house.

MTT 37

Critics read War & Peace, find fault with the too much commas and full stops and write a book bigger than W&P about the usage of punctuation

MTT 36

Pakistan first broke India into two. India later broke Pakistan into two. The tit for tat game continues in the name of J&K till date.

MTT 35

Britain the then sole super power with all its might fell not to the argumentative, non revolutionary Indian but to his stubborn inaction.

MTT 34

Art is invaluable not the artist,
Oceans are not conglomerations of water,
In dreams you fly not in reality,
Then making love is not of love

MTT 33

When actors smoke/drink a scroll warns that it is injurious to health but holding cyanide does not need it as it is not injurious to health.

MTT 32

Man seldom sees what he looks Animals never miss what they see. Man  is treated an intelligent animal and animals never even as a stupid man

MTT 31

They asked to shift Babri Masjid honorably. Same way it is better to throw the stupid Indian cultures and traditions to a Harappan dustbin.

MTT 30

If silver lining in a cloud is a positive signal anti feminists who "follow" women say bra is the silver lining of the blouse.

MTT 29

Mathematicians first create problems and then solve it when most problems in life remain unsolved and they have no formula to crack them.

MTT 28

Life - a perfect script written by an unknown writer The first thing that comes to you is life and the last thing to go out is the same life

MTT 27

Though both agents lead followers to exquisite ecstasy and divine pleasures the priest is the best and the pimp is the worst middleman.

MTT 26

Once upon a time a non vegetarian cannibal lived in Africa and a vegetarian one in Asia. Both being cannibals which one is more dangerous?