MTT #173

To be termed an immoral man with many women in your life the sad and unfortunate minimum qualification is that you have to be married.

MTT #172

Spirit in alcohol leads you to a spirit smelling hospital Spirit is then rubbed on you to prevent decomposition. Is this the spirit of life?

MTT #171

Going by the ever multiplying present day divorce rates Shakespeare's romantic epic Romeo and Juliet could be safely considered as a comedy.

MTT #170

People living in close circles are prone to have the same defects. The problem is not with people but with the vicious circles they are in.

MTT #169

Words come out of life and books come out of words.The last person to acknowledge himself as the proprietor of a book would be the writer.

MTT #168

A scanner is useful in showing an egg inside any chicken but fails in showing any alphabets inside the head of a writer, known or unknown.

MTT #167

If chicken-hearted are known weaklings does Kentucky Fried Chicken add to their trouble?

(with apologies to chickens, both dead and alive)

MTT 166

Satire begins from silly words in the language not intended to be harmful, which are used at the most inappropriate circumstances/moments.

MTT 165

Love which first comes in the guise of a long rope later ties itself into a knot in which we willingly put our head and hang ourselves.

MTT 164

We may speak or sing but others recognize our sound more than ourselves as the sound of our speech we hear is not the same as they hear.

MTT 163

It is said the best guest leaves first
Overstaying guest gradually looks like a goose
A guest who never comes is the much anticipated one

MTT 162

When nationalism rules the roost we should not allow anti nationals to use our national highways for they may become anti national highways.

MTT 161

Mohandas K Gandhi had said that a lawyer's profession is a liar's profession. If true then what could be said of a judge's profession?

MTT 160

If there is no artist there is no critic too. It can be assumed that critic is a parasite of the artist and criticism is a by product of art

MTT 159

It is better to tell people who do not understand your work that you are an idle man than explaining to them who will ultimately call you so

MTT 158

People who do not support you publicly for your stance but who are with you secretly are not friends in need but actually back stabbers.

MTT 157

Had Tolstoy no market value War and Peace with 587287 words and with over 900 pages would not have crossed 100 pages with 25000 words.

MTT 156

All living beings except man do not have insight and do not know of their existence and hence are all extremely satisfied peaceful and happy

MTT 155

American businessmen make a product for 1 dollar, sell it for 100 dollars, donate 50 dollars to charity and gulp down the balance 49 dollars

MTT 154

Ly PangChoBoWo an Indian born US citizen in SKorea to study how NKorea went rogue dropped dead on hearing a missile roaring to become deadLy

MTT 153

India not only declares time and again that the whole of J&K belongs to it but also protects the Hurriyats who stone the Indian army!!!

MTT 152

A long story can be cut short by omitting the irrelevant incidents but can a long poem too be cut short without losing it in translation?

MTT 151

The best way to cut a long story short is by beginning with the climax and still if the story is to be a thriller end it with a new climax.

MTT 150

Were Rambha, Urvashi, Menaka and Tilottama celestial dancers in the court of the king of Devas, Indra or just the bar girls of Amaravathi.

MTT 149

If thoughts have gravity then writers defy it by floating in the zero gravity of thoughts and return with words garlanding it to poem/prose.

MTT 148

As we go up the atmosphere gets serene and the oxygen may be even fragrant, same goes with the leadership of differing political parties.

MTT 147

A bipolar patient goes to a very low during depressive mood and to a very high in maniac mood. Does creativity occur in the latter stage?

MTT 146

Satire exists solely on idiocies corruption nepotism and other clumsiness and its death is certain the day when politicians become statesmen

MTT 145

Someone (maybe a misogynist) had said that the art of writing needs testicles.
He should have known that the art of motherhood needs ovaries

MTT 144

Marriage/divorce is the gateway to heaven/hell as the case may be. The more the marriage/divorce the less will be your happiness quotient.

MTT 143

The writer may be a light weight entity but the critic and the interviewer before questioning him should have essentially read his works.

MTT 142

A line turns itself to 360 degrees to make a circle. 
A soul enters a body to make it alive.
Anything more or less would make both abnormal.

MTT 141

White lies like blood are not racial as they are available not only in Europe, America and Australia but also in Asia and Africa.

MTT 140

Bones, flesh and skin are just fillers of your soul to live or to prepare for life only to be disintegrated or dissolved later on death.

MTT 139

Even though a father loves to celebrate his son's birthday in the case of patricide the son's birthday becomes the worst day of the father.

MTT 138

A writer begins in the middle ends in the beginning and the climax comes in between - to put it in order he has to put his head upside down.

MTT 137

Even when your life is of no use you can threaten to stop it and a township would take all measures to protect not you just but your life.

MTT 136

Dress was invented to cover nudity and enhance man's personality, not to reveal his religion. But in most cases it reveals the caste also.

MTT 135

The teacher of Life first comes to you with simple lessons/flowers. If  you do not learn it then She comes with harsher lessons/thorns.

MTT 134

The French waited for Godot who never arrived causing great disappointment but Indians are waiting for Priyanka Gandhi who is sure to come.

MTT 133

Even though we boast of life as a grand celebration full of joy bubbles it is actually only a faint smile between crying and laughing.

MTT 132

Most of the Indians are foolish like their politicians but the latter are very smart when it comes to managing their own businesses.

MTT 131

Even international schools never teaches its students how to think, so when a teacher taught him to write who taught the writer to think?

MTT 130

None wish to go to hell and if hell was such a disastrous place then why do they say run like hell when you are chased by a stray dog.

MTT 129

Time which is the unseen original critic of art may render an artist nameless in due course and the same time may make his art timeless.

MTT 128

On each budget day useless literature, Economics and Maths fly out of the Finance Minister's mouth making him king of the land for one day.

MTT 127

You may be known by only some even if you have written a 100 good stories but you will be famous even if you have written 1 bad movie story.

MTT 126

Inversely proportional math of politics is that 99% of the politicians are corrupt and 1% honest while 99% citizens honest and 1% corrupt.

MTT 125

It is better to have a bad democracy which can see and where people are free than a good dictatorship that is blind where people are slaves.

MTT 124

When do we positively know that we have died?
Who would break the sad and shocking news to us?
Would a black/death warrant be served to us?

MTT 123

Life insurance gives no assurance to the holder for he gets no benefits on his death making it a fit case to be named as Death insurance.

MTT 122

A writer/artist would have expressed himself even if he was illiterate. His emotions which would anyway come out as a painting/sculpture.

MTT 121

The white peace dove returned red drenched in blood took a bath in a pristine lake and soared into the blue sky satisfied in stopping a war.

MTT 120

Robert Browning named the rat which escaped Pied Piper's culling Julius Caesar which shows politics was a rat's business even in his days.

MTT 119

Life seems to be a hot thriller read even by a bibliophobe over and over, without getting fed up unlike the boring classic, "War and Peace".

MTT 118

Unplanned stories by a writer may be written in 5 minutes while the planned ones may take 5 weeks or months or sometimes may never happen.

MTT 117

Economic professors are great sleep therapists who can put you to instant sleep just by uttering a few words unlike consuming sleeping pills

MTT 116

"Practical" is an easily available solvent that dilutes the highly concentrated chemical known as "values" by many for a given sum of price.

MTT 115

What Sage Vatsyayana doesn't mention in his epic is that the bed is neither a motivator nor a catalyst for the antics referred in the book.

MTT 114

If Maradona and Pele know nothing about making a soccer ball still are great players then writers are the players and language soccer ball.

MTT 113

Post adulthood after sustaining full growth and unable to grow northwards we achieve it in circular modes increasing our circumference.

MTT 112

One who plans to be a litigant in a case needs to be intelligent The more intelligence he has the less is the chance he becoming a plaintiff

MTT 111

Pied Piper never killed all the rats nor steal all the children. One rat fat as Julius Caesar escaped and one child who was lame stayed back

MTT 110

Socialists first capture your land then the co operative banks then cultural organizations and finally they say you are not fit to live here

MTT 109

Are women just baby producing machines for some unknown agency in the name of love but the actual necessity being sustainment of humanity?

MTT 108

For a democracy to be vibrant and politicians responsible, citizens have to be flirts never voting for the same party in all elections.

MTT 107

Like Abhimanyu, Julian Assange too seems to be in a Chakravyuha (Ecuadorian embassy) of Kurukshetra (United Kingdom) with no help coming.

MTT 106

TV discussions on public affairs is a group shout where all speak at the same time questioning irrelevant answers to useless questions.

MTT 105

Socialism/equal distribution of everything which is not available in Earth especially in China/Kerala or even in Heaven maybe seen in Hell.

MTT 104

As long as the government does not return the tax it collects as development people would opt for taxless transactions instead of cashless.

MTT 103

It can be said that to think you have to be alive but to be alive you don't have to think which makes thinking a hard job than being alive

MTT 102

In 1947 Indians fought among themselves more than with the British leading to the dismemberment of the nation into two permanent enemies.

MTT 101

Among dry fruits from the Gulf certain dates are very costly. but never buy outdated dates for they may accelerate your date of expiry.

MTT 100

Would a blind from birth who got sight recently be disappointed to "see" that the breeze which consoled him most earlier is invisible?

MTT 99

Post birth the baby makes the couple parents than the couple having a baby and its identity with the mother snaps with the umbilical cord.

MTT 98

Is brain your first heart from where you control or decontrol the originating emotions which raises blood pressure and gives you an attack?

MTT 97

The writer is born with a foreign body in his brain which gives him involuntary thoughts beyond his personal experiences or thinking of life

MTT 96

Priceless art whose birth is unknown is safe and indestructible inside the artist unless he chooses to destroy himself and his unborn art.

MTT 95

Emotions rules the roost during writing time but a writer who feels emotional in reading his own writing is not a crybaby or an unreal one.

MTT 94

Like in cigarette packs wedding cards too should carry a statutory warning that "Let not your wedding card not be also your divorce card".

MTT 93

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet-Stephen Hawking
The Universe answers big questions but never to small ones like when how why?

MTT 92

Reading a book unlike watching a movie is strenuous, the hardest part being the flipping through pages. Hence less readers and more viewers.

MTT 91

Indians were magnanimous to England even after Jalianwala Bag unlike Argentinians who were just patriots and fought with them for Falklands.

MTT 90

The economics of life always ends in loss as you are not allowed any baggage to the netherworld when Death issues its warrant against you..

MTT 89

Socially and sexually active are both problems to the government as the latter leads to over population while the former - over criticism.

MTT 88

As you sow so you reap says Bible. A later discovery India is not only a leading producer of bananas but also a leading banana republic.

MTT 87

Someone writes in the slate of the writer's mind which he has to rewrite soon before they are scrubbed off by his daily ordinary thoughts.

MTT 86

Life is the assured brief hours between waking up and sleeping each day instead of the non assured longer years between birth and death.

MTT 85

The writer who sides with the establishment is not a writer but an eulogist who back stabs people, like Judas who betrayed Jesus Christ.

MTT 84

A believer however high his faith and belief in God is, but still not considering himself god fearing shall be accused as being blasphemous.

MTT 83

Vibhishana, a traitor was gifted with the throne of Ravana however it is not known whether Yuyutsu was offered any such posts for being so.

MTT 82

None of the performers of the theater of absurd are absurd as long as they get their pay, 'tis the viewers who are so and pay for being so.

MTT 81

The french shake the conscience of its people through their disturbing art and movies. Here the same is done by the sensational loving media

MTT 80

If birth is appointment and death termination, in between which you work and mate make sure the appointment doesn't turn into disappointment

MTT 79

Breeding is easy, rearing not. We are all results of God's breed. Left to fend off for ourselves with no guidance we make more war than love

MTT 78

God is the eternal source of energy but his wholesale agent the priest takes it all and decides to whom it should be distributed unevenly.

MTT 77

Is a woman pimp more compassionate than a male?
Is her cut on the earnings of the prostitute less? 
Does she arrange for male prostitutes?

MTT 76

Spoken English for hearing and written English for reading If both originate from thoughts what is the English that is going on in the heads

MTT 75

Yudhishthira gambler
Bhima paunchy
Arjuna valiant womanizer 
Sahadeva proud
Nakula Indian Narcissus
Karna man of word and a true warrior.

MTT 74

The division of human race begins from color -whites, non whites,black,yellow,brown and even red. So which was invented first color or race?

MTT 73

Each Indian caste has a separate identity, culture, rituals and blind superstitions which can be described in simple words as sheer idiocy.

MTT 72

Together with Amber, Johnny Depp only "saw" life and never "heard" it. Now without her he is listening to it as she sawed into his earnings.

MTT 71

North Ugandan Times of India reports that a killer was let off as the prosecution failed to prove that the murdered person was once alive.

MTT 70

As they say reading seriously harms your ignorance also beware of the danger of voracious reading for it may turn you into a cynic critic.

MTT 69

Let nostalgia of remembering your kin be sweet reminiscences of childhood and not the feeling of togetherness of people of your caste.

MTT 68

Life
An unending crime thriller with numerous twists where you pursue something or something pursues you till death fells you on the finals

MTT 67

Only when the promotion of the judge is delayed on flimsy grounds that they get the pinch of the saying  "justice denied is justice delayed"

MTT 66

Karna the eldest son of Kunthidevi was an unauthorized Pandava adored by even Lord Krishna but illegally adopted by Yuvraj Duryodhana.

MTT 65

Service tax is an unscrupulous tax collected by the government of India promptly even when no service is offered to the payer.

MTT 64

The writer lies permanently in an isolation ward where the only visitor allowed is life who often visits him to make mementos of itself.

MTT 63

When the house is on loan and when the EMI starts the nostalgia "home sweet home" soon turns into a mirage on the reality "loan bitter loan"

MTT 62

Doctors say food should be grinded in mouth But In birth bed and deathbed we swallow as carnivores and only in between we chew as herbivores

MTT 61

All chased the soccer ball but it chased Maradona to give Argentina the 1986 WC in which God too scored a goal cheating Peter Shilton.

MTT 60

Even though literature is written with fingers, plagiarism is undetectable even by the forensic department as it leaves no fingerprints.

MTT 59

Blame game-a sport where I blame you, you blame me, sun blames planets, planets blame sun, God blames Satan, Satan blames me, i blame you...

MTT 58

The best way for a bad government to quell a rebellion against it is by branding the perpetrators insane and sending them to a mental asylum

MTT 57

Flowers' irony is that even though the same florist make them both with the same flowers bouquets are welcomed while wreaths are not.

MTT 56

God kills while Satan "only" tortures. The almighty and merciful God gives us life only to take it back leaving the rest to the wily Satan.

MTT 55

Government is an elephant which eats non stop but looks like a skinny crane as the vitamins go to the mahout who has relinquished everything

MTT 54

Better dead than alive for the ghosts, ghouls, vampires and Dracula never fall ill and have everlasting health which is wealth to the living

MTT 53

The old tribal couple cursed the rulers when they could not exchange a 500 note with them. Tearing the note they returned to jungle in tears

MTT 52

When political vultures prey on you it is better to pray to gods of all religions and become multi religional entity to stay alive and safe.

MTT 51

@SushmaSwaraj says that if Amazon.com doesn't behave they will be thrown out. Then will @amazon.in become @amazon.out.

MTT 50

The emotional outpourings in a drama are considered as classic in literature but the same in life are condemned as drama or dramatic.

MTT 49

One morning a stupid unknown writer took a drastic decision that henceforth he would not accept but give awards announced for him to himself

MTT 48

From birth bed to deathbed one has to cross a bridge called life. One day not only the timid but the valiant too have to fall into the gorge

MTT 47

Elephant may be the largest land animal but not the greatest for greatness is always with the two legged laughing monkey who invented war.

MTT 46

God created the vast enigmatic universe full of stars spread in infinite darkness but the tiny man named everything including the mighty God

MTT 45

Birth/death certificates are issued for births/deaths respectively. Why certificates are not issued for the in between great/colourful life?

MTT 44

A missed call in Kerala often leads to fake love affairs where the woman is abused by the caller and his friends resulting in a sex festival

MTT 43

Hinduism, a way of life, accommodates and never expels. It's the outsiders who feel insecure and  threatened by other beliefs and religions.

MTT 42

The writer's only business is to be anti-establishment If he sides with establishment then he is not writing but acting and pawns himself.

MTT 41

If a government committee is appointed to dig into the past affairs it may even find fault with demanding independence from the British.

MTT 40

The bunch of judges sitting on the division bench asked for one more desk, as the bench was too short, so that they can hear more and more..

MTT 39

Shah Jahan "erected" Taj Mahal in memory of his dear wife Mumtaz. But buildings constructed as memorium of late leaders are not "erection".

MTT 38

If women had no complaints in their men womanizing then the whole world including the "traditioned" Bharat  would have been a flirt house.

MTT 37

Critics read War & Peace, find fault with the too much commas and full stops and write a book bigger than W&P about the usage of punctuation

MTT 36

Pakistan first broke India into two. India later broke Pakistan into two. The tit for tat game continues in the name of J&K till date.

MTT 35

Britain the then sole super power with all its might fell not to the argumentative, non revolutionary Indian but to his stubborn inaction.

MTT 34

Art is invaluable not the artist,
Oceans are not conglomerations of water,
In dreams you fly not in reality,
Then making love is not of love

MTT 33

When actors smoke/drink a scroll warns that it is injurious to health but holding cyanide does not need it as it is not injurious to health.

MTT 32

Man seldom sees what he looks Animals never miss what they see. Man  is treated an intelligent animal and animals never even as a stupid man

MTT 31

They asked to shift Babri Masjid honorably. Same way it is better to throw the stupid Indian cultures and traditions to a Harappan dustbin.

MTT 30

If silver lining in a cloud is a positive signal anti feminists who "follow" women say bra is the silver lining of the blouse.

MTT 29

Mathematicians first create problems and then solve it when most problems in life remain unsolved and they have no formula to crack them.

MTT 28

Life - a perfect script written by an unknown writer The first thing that comes to you is life and the last thing to go out is the same life

MTT 27

Though both agents lead followers to exquisite ecstasy and divine pleasures the priest is the best and the pimp is the worst middleman.

MTT 26

Once upon a time a non vegetarian cannibal lived in Africa and a vegetarian one in Asia. Both being cannibals which one is more dangerous?