MTT 11

In Uganda 10 out of 1000 people were black money hoarders Idi Amin cut off the water supply and gave 1 glass of water till the 10 are caught

MTT 10

Mr.Fire from India left the caste column blank in his children's school certificate but his certificate had their father's.

MTT 09

There  once lived a lady named Gracy who without any persuasion willfully accepted that she had abundant grace.

MTT 08

There is no key to open the locked dog and bitch except time. Had such a lock existed in humans infidelity could have been contained.

MTT 07

The newly wed were congratulated for losing the status of bride and groom. They were told that they can return to square one through divorce

MTT 06

500&1000 the yesterday kings are now discards Like beggars they crave for the attention A classic case proving more money makes you a beggar

MTT 05

The ruling and opposition political vultures fly high in the skies and come down only for votes sharing the citizen's blood, flesh and money

MTT 04

The newly wed Indian couple lay naked hugging crying and consoling each other for they have lost a valuable Indian treasure, their virginity

MTT 03

The bat seeing a man below thought with a smile, I hang upside down yet do things right but man walks upright and does things upside down.

MTT 02

Vishvamitra felt dry in his hips. Menaka has left with his sperms. Now how will I outgrow Vashista. He lay cursing his untimely erection.

MTT 01

Teetotaler cursed himself for he was named so by his non alcoholic parents. He thought of changing his name as whisky or brandy.