MTT 25

MrLoafer a politician from North Uganda made millions just by "serving" people When he said he would die for them the people cried like hell

MTT 24

Intelligent writers burn unpublished works while the fools burn unsold books. The former market books while the latter impose it on readers.

MTT 23

Srinivasa Ramanujan died on his first suicide attempt (TB). His second attempt (train hit) was a failure as he was well treated.
So,
2+3=6?

MTT 22

D.H.Lawrence"s Lady Chatterley's lover was actually a loafer whose simple qualification was that he held a doctorate in Kamasutra.

MTT 21

If sleep is a mile Indians have crossed several milestones and with apologies to Frost, could be said they have many miles to go before work

MTT 20

Kunti Devi, a diplomatic visionary who saw the ills of divide and rule tactic divided all gains/fruits including Droupadi to all her sons.

MTT 19

Debit cards prayed Ogod create humans stomachless so they are hungerless and go workless and would never become speechless on seeing BMW car

MTT 18

Droupadi held her saree as a monitor lizard Fighting like a tigress she kicked Dushasana who fell down and rolled screaming OMy Lord Krishna

MTT 17

The bee who went to collect honey on reading the spy news of a honey trap  felt like an "ass" finding no honey there!

MTT 16

Mr.Pimp lay exasperated and exhausted from"work" and dejected at that constant nagging thought, "Who shall find a woman for me?"

MTT 15

A staunch Hindu who worshiped Nagas found himself fleeing from a chasing snake He ran to a mongoose praying OLord eat this snake and save me

MTT 14

Am I a he or she thought a transgender. For her sake Oxford University made all hes and shes 'ze'. T was happy that everybody were confused.

MTT 13

An Ugandan woman named Patriot slept when national anthem was played was skinned alive organs donated to 9 persons who were renamed Patriots

MTT 12

Man is felled by woman.
Woman is felled by gold.
Both are felled by immoral lives.

MTT 11

In Uganda 10 out of 1000 people were black money hoarders Idi Amin cut off the water supply and gave 1 glass of water till the 10 are caught

MTT 10

Mr.Fire from India left the caste column blank in his children's school certificate but his certificate had their father's.

MTT 09

There  once lived a lady named Gracy who without any persuasion willfully accepted that she had abundant grace.

MTT 08

There is no key to open the locked dog and bitch except time. Had such a lock existed in humans infidelity could have been contained.

MTT 07

The newly wed were congratulated for losing the status of bride and groom. They were told that they can return to square one through divorce

MTT 06

500&1000 the yesterday kings are now discards Like beggars they crave for the attention A classic case proving more money makes you a beggar

MTT 05

The ruling and opposition political vultures fly high in the skies and come down only for votes sharing the citizen's blood, flesh and money

MTT 04

The newly wed Indian couple lay naked hugging crying and consoling each other for they have lost a valuable Indian treasure, their virginity

MTT 03

The bat seeing a man below thought with a smile, I hang upside down yet do things right but man walks upright and does things upside down.

MTT 02

Vishvamitra felt dry in his hips. Menaka has left with his sperms. Now how will I outgrow Vashista. He lay cursing his untimely erection.

MTT 01

Teetotaler cursed himself for he was named so by his non alcoholic parents. He thought of changing his name as whisky or brandy.